Yes I Know I Don't Look Puerto Rican......But I Am!

Typical conversation when I am asked where I am from, and my inner monologue.

Person: Where are you from?

Me: From Puerto Rico..(5 bucks they say I don't look Puerto Rican)

Person: But you don't look like you are Puerto Rican

Me: Yeah, I get that all the time.....(I just made it up to mess with you....HELLO!)

Person: But your not full blooded?

Me: Yes, I am full blooded Puerto Rican.....(I think I know what I am)

Person: So neither of your parents are white?

Me: No, both my parents are Puerto Rican......(I just said I was full blooded didn't I)

Person: Have you ever lived there?

Me: Yes, I went to high school and college there......(Because you look different if you have lived there?)

Person: Really!?

Me: Yup.....(Ugh!)

Person: Wow, you don't look Puerto Rican

Me: *Shrug*....(Sigh, I promise I am not making it up. Maybe if I go put on some brown contact lenses, perm my hair, color it black and lay in a tanning bed for 1 hour you will believe me.)

Caffinee High

Hello! Long time no blog!

Well I have been EXTREMLY busy, but I know that is no excuse. But just a quick note. I just drank this "energy drink" and fair warning this speed in a can. I am on noch 10 right now and I am even having trouble typing this because my fingers are moving so fast. HIGH AS A KITE I TELL YA! SHAKY HANDS!

Alright, to I am off, I will be back with more updates!

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