By Ozymandiaz
I will attempt to answer these rhetorical questions in order...
For the same reason we speak more loudly to people of a foreign language
For the same reason there are locks on stores that are open for twenty four hours
It only sticks to the glass when it is in between said glass and the lid
It's the only humane thing to do
Because he never would have gotten Jane if he had one
It's easier to dodge a revolver
To protect against head injuries just in case...
Someone very cruel (probably the same person who developed the rest of this inane language)
Who says we evolved?
This is truly one of the great mysteries of the universe hopefully to be solved by the unified field theory, if there ever is one
Yes, when April 19th falls on a Thursday
For the same reason they flip thru the channels on the television in hopes that the insipid shows littering the airwaves will suddenly acquire substance
Because there is no satisfaction until that strings wraps around the agitator
You mean they open from the ends?
This is a place reserved for very special bugs.
The living bugs place them there so they will be always remembered.
Because the other person may well have a firearmSerendipity
For the same reason we want it 60 degrees in the summer
Because father in laws just aren't that funny (and they may whoop your butt)
Yea, right. Next you'll want us to ask for directions or read the instructions...
Ouch
We're way ahead of quota around here, so you may be OK.
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